Two Parties and a Hangover
Ma heid's pure nippin' an am feelin sick
it's been a big twae days fur me
furst there wiz Burns' night
then came Australia Day.
Why couldnae Rabbie hiv been born in June
tae give me a wee bit breathin' space
back tae back partyin' is nae good
a jist cannae keep up the pace.
A think a need tae check in tae
a wee clinic tae dry oot
somewhere quiet an tranquil
wae nae alcohol aboot.
A hail week fur tae detox
is whit a think a need
nae mer food high in fat
a place were vegies is awe they feed.
so if yae ken oh such a place
gonnae tell me where it is
a need tae get ma enurgy back
St Andrews nicht will be roon in a whiz.