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Lament For A Lost Dinner Ticket

ma dinner ticket

See ma mammy
See ma dinner ticket
A pitituma
Pokit an she pititiny
Washnmachine

See thou burnty
Up wherra firewiz

Ma mammy says Am no tellnyagain
No'y playnit
A jist wen'y eatma
Pokacrisps furma dinner
Nabigwoffldoon

The wummin sed Aver near
Clapsd
Jistur heednur
Wee wellies sticknoot

They sed Wot heppind?
Nme'nma belly
Na bedna hospital
A sed A pititnma
Pokit an she pititny
Washnmachine

They sed Ees thees chaild ebslootly
Non verbal?
A sed MA BUMSAIR
Nwen'y sleep

(as spoken by Adam McNaughtan)

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Nov 19, 2011
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COOL!
by: Anonymous

I'm practising it with my class because next week is Scotland week!!!!

Jul 27, 2011
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my class
by: rio

i remember doing this in my school

Mar 10, 2011
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poem
by: Shelley

I remember doing this in my school

Feb 18, 2011
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thums up
by: louise

I learned it from a book called 'Noise and smokey Breath', it took me ages to work out what Nabigwoffldoon meant!

Feb 09, 2011
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Awsome
by: Stephany

This poem is awsome, i just it in school for english its soo cool! I love the bit were it goes *Ma Bumsaire* LOL

Jan 24, 2011
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lol
by: lol

Amazing

Jan 17, 2011
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Love it
by: Geo

It is soo soo funny. I like it and I did it in my school, and my teacher likes it.

Nov 15, 2010
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Hi
by: Anonymous

I love this poem, I've got to learn it for my school to read in front of the class.

Mar 16, 2010
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Bye
by: Anonymous

I like this poem. I did it in my school =)

Dec 17, 2009
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I Love that Poem
by: Jamie lee

I love that Poem. I did it in my Scotland topic.

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