Lament For A Lost Dinner Ticket
ma dinner ticket
See ma mammy
See ma dinner ticket
A pitituma
Pokit an she pititiny
Washnmachine
See thou burnty
Up wherra firewiz
Ma mammy says Am no tellnyagain
No'y playnit
A jist wen'y eatma
Pokacrisps furma dinner
Nabigwoffldoon
The wummin sed Aver near
Clapsd
Jistur heednur
Wee wellies sticknoot
They sed Wot heppind?
Nme'nma belly
Na bedna hospital
A sed A pititnma
Pokit an she pititny
Washnmachine
They sed Ees thees chaild ebslootly
Non verbal?
A sed MA BUMSAIR
Nwen'y sleep
(as spoken by Adam McNaughtan)